whilst we wait

[levi]

need something to entertain us whilst we wait

any good jokes any1?

[Sambuka]

theres a good site, bombay tv or summit il try find it later. U make movies n post em..can spend all night having a laugh on that lol

[levi]

theres a good site, bombay tv or summit il try find it later. U make movies n post em..can spend all night having a laugh on that lol

i would post a couple of jokes but i dont think some ppl will approve so heres a few less offensive jokes

Police say they are looking for two men who stole £25,000 from a security van. They added that after staging a Crimewatch reconstruction they are now also looking for two actors who stole £25,000 from a security van.

Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.

[Fall]

Levi I've pm'd you some jokes I cant put them on an open forum

[levi]

ty they are good..for those of u interested they were about a celebrity whos in the news alot.

[Cronus]

What did one snow man say to the other ?
can you smell carrot?

:P





There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck d***** steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts ***ing. The truck d***** says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man ***."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab d***** just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

[levi]

What did one snow man say to the other ?
can you smell carrot?

:P

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "No, you won't bring it back."

[Fall]

Haha cronus/levi that passed the time

[Cronus]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "No, you won't bring it back."

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs! Ha!

[levi]

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs! Ha!

any more jokes ppl will help past the time!!