Swine Flu

**Dall** · 06-05-09

Ok, Now Im bored....

Thinking of things to do, tried the Swine Flu Help Line but just got a load of crackling, I thought I had it as I came out in rashers, I've since been told I can get oinkment for that, putting it on is a pig of a job...

Then thought about buying a Pig farm in mexico but though it might be a rash decision and wouldn't really bring home the bacon!

**Lone** · 06-05-09

lol thats pretty funny :P keep them coming

(im manicly busy at work but silly jokes like this make me smile

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**oathbreaker** · 06-05-09

not as funny as poo bear but was told this joke last night ......

my father allways said "the day america has a black president , will be the day pigs fly"
low and behold 10 months later .....SWINE FLU.!

**Lone** · 06-05-09

lol :P

**Merkil** · 06-05-09

my mate sent me a txt saying " james i know you havent been to mexico but im worried about you, you have had some serious pigs in your time"

cheers mate...

**KONG** · 06-05-09

haha i kike that one

**Merkil** · 06-05-09

i didnt you didnt know who he was talking about :S SHE HAD A LEOPARD PRINT LONG SILK DRESS, shall we say a little larger than me? IM SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Dall** · 06-05-09

Try waking up wiht someone after a night out to a conversation like this...

Her: Morning, what time is it?
Me: 10:30
Her: Crap, I'm supposed to be moving into my new house with my husband this morning...

Ooops...

**KONG** · 06-05-09

lol ive edited it and sent it to my mate, hes slept with some right mingers in his time

**KONG** · 06-05-09

Originally Posted by dall

try waking up wiht someone after a night out to a conversation like this...

Her: Morning, what time is it?
Me: 10:30
her: Crap, i'm supposed to be moving into my new house with my husband this morning...

Ooops...

HOME WRECKER!!!!