Micheal jackson dead or alive?

[Merkil]

reports arnt true of him dying, he was found in the childs ward having a stroke or maybe it was food poisoning after some 7 year old nuts :S

[Merkil]

the public have asked if mj can be melted down and made to lego, time of the kids to have a play

[Merkil]

Q. What's the difference between MICHAEL JACKSON and SIR ALEX FERGUSSON? '

A. SIR ALEX will still be playing Giggs in August

[Sartael]

Michael Jackson will not be burried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for children to play with

[Merkil]

micheal jacksons girldriend is devistated, in a statement she said "i dont have any luck, first my parents left me in portugal and nopw this!"

[Ditto]

Farah fawcett died and went to heaven, she met god he gave her one wish. She asked for all the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson

[Ditto]

He died at 3:15 pm. that's when the big hand touches the little hand

[Merkil]

haha like that one hadnt heard it lol

[D1craig]

apparently he tripped over the childs pram and had an heart attack, the doctors say it is to early to blame it on the buggie.

[xUniquex*BoY]

Wats the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and MJ??

Fergie will be playing Giggs in august