A FEW JOKES(Warning don't read if easily offended!)nothing racist!!!

[SiriusBlack]

*is it still necrophilia if their twitching?

*likes to eat beavers... anything to save the trees!!

*a woman cums home to find her man blowdrying his cock.she says "what the hell u doing ?" he replies "heating up ur dinner......".


*A Tesco security guard trying to help a lost boy says "What's your mummy like?" The little boy looks up and says "Big cocks and Bacardi Breezers".

*gets myspace and facebook mixed up ~ I keep telling people to come on MyFace. :s.

*Growing Old is Mandatory, Growing up on the other hand , now dat is optional.

* NO, the white stuff isn't good for you. It's just something men made up!

*Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch er poor dog a bone, but when sh e bent over, Rover took over, and the bitch got a bone of er own!

*sum girls beg, sum girls borrow, sum girls lead & sum girls follow, sum bring joy & sum bring sorrow, but the best girls just suck & swallow.

*wat does wife stand for...? washing ironing ****ing ect.

*"Wanted" Hardworking, Loyal women, to cook, clean, wash and iron, whilst I scratch my nuts on the sofa .

[PureHardCore]

lololol

[IRCHEATING]

Sexist tbh :P

[SiriusBlack]

ha ha shud get Jamie to read will love it

[Fall]

Dont be nasty show us ur pasty

save trees, eat a beaver is the one u wanted

drink beer save water or something similar

[ConorM]

disgusting

[cheeesecake]

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

[huneebunch]

A couple of days after Beethoven was buried in a cemetary, the town drunk was walking through and heard some music coming from Beethoven's grave. The town drunk ran away and found the mayor who he dragged back with him. After listening for a couple of secondsthe mayor said "oh that's Beethoven's seventh sympathy...but its playing backwards" now at this point a crowd had gathered. The music changed and the mayor cried "that's his sixth, fifth and fourth sympathies" people started to worry and the mayor exclaimed "don't worry its just Beethoven decomposing"

[SiriusBlack]

lol funny

[FrankLeeMad]

oh u dirty girl =D