Server Needs a Reboot

**Dave** · 28-09-07

Hello Jamie, just to let you know the server is having a bit of problems at the moment with some in game lag (not internet lag)
Mobs have slowed down in their movements completely some even stand still and do nothing atm...

Also Gems and Orbs are not working properly as well...
Pob1111 had an issue of using 26 AC orbs on his helmet which atm has NO ac what so ever on it & myself having used 5 MagicOrb(L)'s on my Fresh ParaSword & none have worked...
Warden had same problem with heaven necklace - used about 4 Storm orbs and 3 slow orbs trying to get to just +1 all no effect.

Few others reported this happening to me as well.
please let us know if you can get a Reboot sorted out with the Provider thank you in advance.

**Lone** · 28-09-07

you might of heard laptas had flooding in his area, so he might not be able to gain access to the server to be able to reboot it, hopefully Ven is able to if lapta cant, its just a matter of time >.< sorry

Ven · 28-09-07

i cant atm, im without laptop/ pc and only have browsing access at uni, if jamie can pm me the server pass i can access from a classmates laptop up here

**Lone** · 28-09-07

>.< thats a bugger

o well i guess we gotta wait for him

**lukie1990** · 28-09-07

orbsa were working fine for me used 1 amc and 1 ac on my added revenge belt both workd.

**Lone** · 28-09-07

hmm maybe they just had Uber bad luck, the other day Penny ended up using 4 benes and got curse 4 from them

shes still waiting for the reply from lapta (i think she sent it on the day he was flooded)

**lapta** · 28-09-07

yeah i am sure it does

will do it as so

**Lone** · 28-09-07

on as possible? (finishing laptas posts how good am i!)

**Dave** · 29-09-07

lol Was just at Natural Cave 1st Fighting TU guild for OmaLord but I've noticed OmaLord and other mobs in the cave are also bugged (moving at a Snails pace) A reboot is DEFO needed lol.
although I got no clue myself as to what causes this stuff but I do know if gives ppl a huge advantage over mobs...

**Petroni** · 29-09-07

I have just learned that Lapta hasn't been flooded but is in fact in a terrible sex triangle and has had to put Mir on hold until he sorts out his domestic situation.

Ven witnessed the scene (and although barely conscious himself) and recalls the moment when Jamie eyes first fell on the unforgettable vision of a Russian shemale (called Roberta, formerly Robert) in a polish lap dancing club in Slough. It was three days before Lapta sobered up and found out that Robrta was a bit different but by that time he had bonded with him in every imaginable way.

Ven tells me that Roberta comes from Smolensk (just South of Moscow). Roberta has a brother called Bell and two sisters called Ringma and Cutie. He first found that he was inclined to the shemale life when in school aged 11. He was looking for his brother and sisters at lunchtime and called out "Ringma, Bell, Cutie" and immediately got gang raped by the school dinner ladies, two of which were pre-op dockers from Kablinzk. He thoroughly enjoyed the experience and often got extra portions at dinner thereafter.

Building on these early educational experiences he toured the local playgrounds and parks picking up new habits and a few minor diseases until finally deciding his future lay in the UK sex industry. His appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show led to fame and modest fortune from the less fussy dock workers who didn?t mind warts or herpes. This earned him enough cash for a lottery card and he struck lucky winning enough to pay for his dream holiday, a pub crawl to Slough. Slough is rightly famous for having the cheapest beer in the UK and a Russian community numbering over 20,000.

By chance, Roberta found Lapta slumped against a wall in a club called Pigmies with fistful of cash protruding from his breast pocket and a 67 year old drawf called Lofty nestled in his nether regions. Lapta was mumbling ?Reboot, Reboot?. Roberta assumed that the Jeremy Kyle programma must have made him famous in the UK and said, I am Reboot (adjusting for the local accent) and kicked the Dwarf out of the way to take over but Lapta was so far gone he didn?t notice. Roberta has fallen for Lapta in a big way having been promised cheap deals on something called Orbs in return for being taught some eastern european party games.

They were last seen on the M4 heading for Bargoed in Wales where there is a Registry Office that will marry them for a huge fee.

This account may be slightly wrong as Ven was very drunk at the time