Santa: Kind jolly fat man or theif?!

[Internet]

Does anyone else remember the guy in-game a few weeks ago called Santa with game master abilities who wanted everyone to give him a present for a secret Santa event or did I dream that?
What happened to this event?

[lapta]

lol

the acount is locked at the moment, will transfer the char to a new account to finish the event

[paintballer]

yea i donated to santa ?.? and have not had anything back wat happened???

[Bjornagain]

Try reading the message above you hun, Lapta has just explained.

[paintballer]

>.< doh lol didnt read it proberly just sin the part that sed account locked lol

[Ven]

yes santa is real :P he is currently locked away on my old id, had some probs with ppl trying to guess access so ven was moved, santa is still on the account, i have the names of all the users who gave items to santa so dont worry

[auntsally]

i thought santa's midgets made the presents, not people giving him stuff too give other stuff back lol.santa is kurupt AMG!!!

[Nursey]

santa the thief!!!!!

hope u got mine and anastasia name on ur list we donated abit to u

[pob1111]

santa the thief!!!!!

hope u got mine and anastasia name on ur list we donated abit to u

yes santa i donated about 300m +to your greedy chubby hands.
was at least hopeing for a new scateboard.
i was upset christmas day when there was nothing under the tree.

P.S
Santa is real..Ignore Ven..

[Lone]

i thin kthis song seems approiate (i've had to heavily edit it so if it offends anyone still you need to think of nicer words for the stars!)


Hey Santa claus you c**t!

Where's me f***ing bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a f***ing letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f***ing bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you c**t!

Where's me f***ing pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you f***ing ho ho ho

You forgot me f***ing pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your f***ing reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells f***ing lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old f***ing wanker Forgot me f***ing bike.

You wait you old c**t, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your f***ing lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"



lol its such a loving song. heres the youtube link.

this song is rather offensive so if your young and still want to listen to it, make sure you turn your speakers down so your folks dont a little nuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=VsZjaooOty4



(p.s in australia flip flops are known as thongs for anyone that thought santa was being a perv ^^)

hope you like it.

Lone