gimme a joke - win 10mil - need entertaining for 25 minutes!

[Lone]

well i nearly finished a crappy friday at work, had to rebuild a NVQ folder i managed to leave on a train >.< (yeah you can call me a d**k for that)

anyway its nearly home time and im bored.

so give me your jokes.

you get 1 joke so choose it well.

the joke i find funniest over the next 25 minutes (closing at 4:50) will recieve a 10mil gold reward. (i know its not alot to some of you uber millionnaires but to noobs it will be really helpful im sure.

so gimme a joke.

any posts with more then 1 joke will become null and void


Make them crackers.



(this thread will be closed and removed at 4:50 so make sure you leave and ingame name for me to contact - the 10mil is comming out of my noob playing character's pocket not my GMs btw )

[bigwar]

Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,
"Ya now sumptin' womaan, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

"From now on womaan, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed. When I say, 'Bel tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night gal."

The next night, he came home and shouted,
"Bell One" and the wife stripped naked!
"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
"Bell Three" and they started to make love!

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four"
"WOMAAN ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked??
She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MAAN,
YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!!"


/bigwar
/redmage

[Lone]

lmfao that was pretty amusing ^^ and seeing as your the only person to tel la joke, and theres 3 minutes left by my clock you could be on for 10mil

[RunPigRun]

pob1111

(biggest joke ever)

[Lone]

Times up

with only one joke entered and 1 bit of abuse it would appear Bigwar/redmage will be getting 10mil where as runpig will be getting a 24 hour ban


BigWar could you please pm me the rough times your online tonight and ill see when i can get on *(im back from work at about 6ish so around then would be easiest for me let me know (in a forum pm ) )