Best Joke / Story Joke.

[UltSpeed]

There were 3 men in a jail, a rapist, a necrophiliac and a gay!
Rapist says, "if there was a cat here I'd shag it till it dies."
The necrophiliac, "oh yeah and once it's dead I'd shag it till I die."
Ultspeed in the corner very softly whispered "MEOW.."

Watch ya lip son, if you keep talking this much Bull**** you will need to empty that bin bag from under your lip.

[tigmart2]

An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says, "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says, "Gonna catch some chickens."
Old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of roll in his hand.
Old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."
Old man says, "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back, "Gonna catch me some ducks."
Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset the boy walks by going home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy says, "It's a pussy willow." Old man says, "Wait up!.... I'll get my hat."

[m1metal]

cmon that was funny!! LOL

[Apocolipse]

LMFAO m1m