Best Joke / Story Joke.

**UltSpeed** · 22-11-11

Lets see what you lot got!

I'll start.

An Octopus goes into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument going!" Someone gives him a guitar which he plays better then Hendrix.
Then someone gives him a piano which he plays better then Elton John. Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. . . The Octopus fumbles, about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman's says "Whats wrong, can ye no play it ?" Octopus says "Play it!? I'm gonna f**k her brains out once I get her Pyjamas off!"

Lol

Lets hear em'

**lordy** · 23-11-11

Wot do u call a brownie with nuts????? a scout.

**lordy** · 23-11-11

welsh man says to a taxi driver. " u see those 2 houses next to each other i live in the middle 1"

**mirrevenge12** · 28-01-12

i have a your mum joke:
your mum is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

your mum is so stupid. when i walked into the room she was bouncing up and down i ask what she was doing she said she forgot to shake the medicane befor taking it

you are so stupid u peed through some1s letter box and asked how far it went

**Apocolipse** · 28-01-12

Wanking with sand paper and vinegar cause your one of the elites!!!! Beat that!!

Mum joke: Your mama so fat, she has to put her belt on witha boomerang...

/Daz

**UltSpeed** · 29-01-12

Your mumma so fat, when God asked for light, he told her to move.

**mikeyovgpt** · 29-01-12

what do u call a chinese car thief? tomy tukermotooor

**Apocolipse** · 29-01-12

Gonna **** for A BUCK, DO SOMETHING STRANGE FOR A LIL PIECE OF CHANGE. AND I KNOW WE GONNA MAKE EM HOLLA FOR A DOLLA (QUOTED FROM FRIDAY)

/daz

**plsgm** · 02-02-12

biggest and best joke ever = LAPTA LOL

**m1metal** · 07-02-12

There were 3 men in a jail, a rapist, a necrophiliac and a gay!
Rapist says, "if there was a cat here I'd shag it till it dies."
The necrophiliac, "oh yeah and once it's dead I'd shag it till I die."
Ultspeed in the corner very softly whispered "MEOW.."